Chitre, Herrera, Panama - The Buttplug of Los Santos

Discussion in 'Living in Panama' started by EdBowers, Jul 26, 2011.

  1. EdBowers

    EdBowers Active Member

    Last edited: Aug 3, 2015
  2. nakedguydb

    nakedguydb New Member

    oh Ed , tell us hoe you really feel . chitre is a beautiful town LOL , well at least if you live down here as it beats Los Tables for shopping hands down ,
  3. TennVol

    TennVol New Member

    Please tell me you have a travel blog and also send me the link if you do!
  4. nakedguydb

    nakedguydb New Member

    well if your wanting the best dinner inn town , go to the bypass road and go to the casino , well the restaurant across the parking lot , beautiful open air place with good food and service
  5. jonr

    jonr New Member

    I understand that it's difficult for a delivery guy to drive right by friends that are walking. Could have been worse.
  6. nakedguydb

    nakedguydb New Member

    well the last time I ate there it was good , about 8 months ago , but if you find a better place please post it , good places are hard to find in these parts
  7. nakedguydb

    nakedguydb New Member

    well good luck there at rotten ronnies
  8. Richy Rich

    Richy Rich New Member

    Try MRWOOHOO's favourite brothel, oops, I mean restaurant in Pedasi, guaranteed to pile on the pounds.

    And afterwards a personal real estate tour from Kent and I focusing on wealthy grannies.
  9. Richy Rich

    Richy Rich New Member

    It has one redeeming feature, it saves some other place from being the armpit of Panama.
  10. Gordo

    Gordo New Member

    I thought Colon was the armpit of Panama?
  11. nakedguydb

    nakedguydb New Member

    no that is the city . a big dirty , smelly place were traffic moves at a snails pace . sidewalks so broken up there are no blind people left alive , manholes cover sold as scrap and the manholes are full of tires busted off cars . oh ya the city is a jem , black water flowing in the upscale areas like the lobby of TOC ill take quiet pedasi any day , oh did i mention you can swim in the ocean here without finding all those OH HENRY bars LOl
  12. Richy Rich

    Richy Rich New Member

    At least in Colon there is the possibility of getting raped, mugged or shot every time you step outside. It alleviates the bonecrushing boredom.
  13. adamruns

    adamruns New Member

    Home run Grill across form the Stadium is the best best to eat in Chitre.

    Decent pizza place closer to Iglasia run by a Canadian guy. Memories was good but the service was slow. Frostee's will substitute soda machine juice for soda if you are buying a combo.
  14. nakedguydb

    nakedguydb New Member

    never tried the home run grill , next time in chitre , where is the pizza place ?
  15. Contrail

    Contrail New Member

    A US sports grill, a Canadian pizza guy and a US franchise. You are on to something.

  16. adamruns

    adamruns New Member

    I would say closer to the park/church than home run grill but still by the stadium.

    It offers more than pizza but advertises pizza on the sign.
  17. adamruns

    adamruns New Member

    Hotel Versalles and Auezro are fine as well. But may be a bit pricey for the area.

    Also El Mirador up on the hill by the mall is decent.

    Few places at the close Los Santos beach.

    Fiesta Casino seemed to offer the same food and pricing as the one in Panama City. Maybe a little cheaper.

    No other places stand out.
  18. nakedguydb

    nakedguydb New Member

    is the pizza place by the church by the big park or by the stadium , sorry i dont understand where you are trying to place the pizza place . as the big church and the stadium are not that close
  19. adamruns

    adamruns New Member


    The best I can say is in-between. The first time I went to the pizza place was when we were walking from the HSBC for lunch.

    MY best guest looking at google maps is Avenue Obaldia. I am getting to know Chitre to the point where I will not get lost but may have to go to C first when wanting to go from A to B.
  20. nakedguydb

    nakedguydb New Member

    well please next time you go take note as the hsbc is on one side of the church and the stadium on the other , maybe if you see the name and tell me i might be able to find it as i love pasta , and on that note , great chatting and off i go to the mexican place run by the french guy and his local girl , its super ,

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